This isn't a product with another sequel.
No mass production. No more restocks.
Destined to be a limited edition
A CULT COLLECTIBLE FOR THE CHOSEN FEW
It's what happens when a pair of chopsticks and a reusable straw have a wild night out and create a brilliant little lovechild.
They're chopsticks. They're also straws. They're both! Like a culinary Swiss Army knife for noodle lovers, broth slurpers and iced matcha addicts alike.
Because being mainstream is boring
And you? You’re not boring.
What the FAQ Is a ChopStraw?
How do I operate this noodle wand in a soupy bowl?
It’s not science, it’s broth sorcery.
- Pick up your Chopstraws. Hold 'em like regular chopsticks...you know the drill. (Or pretend confidently)
- Grab your noods, your dumplings, your wontons...
- Pause...Take in the moment. You're about to do something deeply unnecessary and wildly satisfying
- Gingerly dip those suckers into your soup and SLURP. Like a classy Dyson vacuum. A broth hoover. A soup-sipping icon
- Repeat until satisfied / mildly bloated.
Will I redecorate the table with broth every time I go in for a bite?
Only if you defy the laws of physics.
But no, unless you're aggressively swinging them around like a nunchuck, the liquid stays put. The straws are hollow but not possessed. Once you lift it out of the bowl, gravity handles the rest. You’re safe....Probably.
What if my soup is hot?
Then congratulations, you’ve found good soup.
Hot tip (no pun intended): make a little broth well at the edge of your bowl, hover your Chopstraw over it, and slurp that sucker right off the top like a soup sommelier.
The silicone collars keep your fingers cool. As for your tongue? Just pace yourself - Sip, don’t cannonball.
How much does shipping cost?
Order 4 or more sets and we’ll ship them to you anywhere in the world - for FREE! ✈️🌏
A flat $12.95 AUD shipping fee will be added at checkout (domestic or international) for all other orders.
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